How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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