I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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