normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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