It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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