I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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