jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
