Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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