But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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