I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She is in my trunk
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize