Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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