Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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