I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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