Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well I just put wine in my tea
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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