you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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