is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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