Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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