You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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