all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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