My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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