Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she smelled like a LAN party
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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