He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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