is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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