so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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