im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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