Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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