...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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