I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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