i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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