i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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