with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Randomize
