i would punch a child for taco bell
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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