No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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