i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck appropriateness.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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