i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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