And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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