Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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