Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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