Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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