Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
