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The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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