A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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