remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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