If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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