Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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