They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
