did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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