One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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