i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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