Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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