I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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