Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
