why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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