Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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