I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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