have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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