Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You dont lie about slip and slides
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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