is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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