you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
