is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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